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Mr. Horny
04:05
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Hanging around in Swampy Town,
Felt my eyes turn red, and I’ve built this frown
I lost my fingers in this mindless round
And your sight goes blind to the seeds grown in your mind
Out of the quicksands
You hear the Big Bang
It hits your left hand
And you touch your (eh!) to this filthy funk guitar
(ESTRIBILLO)
I’m getting really horny with the Orchestra
These reptiles coming crawling really slowly to the back of my mind
Really horny with the Orchestra,
So jump and dance. Jump and dance? Jump and dance, now!
Sweet foggy theatre
Last chords together
Dark lights are endless
Don’t let terror paralyze your soul
Every time our music’s played
Non-dead wake up from their graves
You can feel all heat from Hell
Are you getting horny? Yeah, we’re on as well
Sweet foggy theatre
Last chords
Dark nights
Don’t let terror paralyze your soul
Made my step on the air
And my notes fell down
To a blank page and the rhythm
Just came out
Mr. Horny (Mr. Horny!) was a crocodile,
He felt so bored and old; the years passed by,
Laying down in Swampy Town, by Riverside,
Where they had no music just before we arrived
Winds, strings, drums
You hear the Big Band
It hits your left hand
And you touch your (Eh!) to this filthy funk guitar
(ESTRIBILLO x2)
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2. |
London Street Cloud
04:20
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I dreamt about that cloud in London Street
As invading flies danced next to me,
To the sound of the noise of the echoes of the voiced
Reasoned, righteous, safe, solid speeches in my head
Tell the trumpets, tell the trumpets,
I ain’t gonna find my home tonight
Cause I'm not together, less than ever
I've lost the nerve I can observe, by always doing never
(ESTRIBILLO)
All the sharps and flats
Tragicomic cats
Are jazzing up this moon
All the sharps and flats
Tragicomic cats
Are jazzing up this moon
I wrote it back down, I swallowed it in,
I puked it right out, I took it with gin
I’m blue, I'm broke, I'm sick, I'm not, I forgot all the shit I thought
I'm lying down and this ice is too thin
Tell the trumpets, tell the trumpets,
Got tired of waiting for you tonight, so I'll
Say the ‘f’ word, say the ‘f’ word
Flirting females finding forty five Fellini films
(ESTRIBILLO)
I've the right to implore, I've the right to recall
I've the right to turn left, and think left is a fraud,
I'm twistin', turnin', break-o'-dawnin', 50 cents of sugar-spoilin',
Run me down, save a dollar today
Tell the trumpets, tell the trumpets,
I’m leavin’ town ‘til I’m lost and found,
But I’m not waitin’ for me so, tell my story
Thinkin’ loud, acting sound, never reaching glory
(ESTRIBILLO)
I dreamt about that cloud in London Street (x7)
As invading flies danced next to me!
(ESTRIBILLO)
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3. |
Puer Natus Est Nobis
04:43
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Seemingly impossible stories unveil (with)
An awkward look, a glamorous stare, a legend sets sail
A prima donna’s Opera Prima, a drama next door
A-one two, a-one two, a-one two three four
No fevers for Bievers or Marilyn Monroes
No creatures, say preachers, and still a big show
Angels flap their wings and there’s camels and kings
The kiddo in the manger and the cuckold’s swing
So we’re gonna celebrate
A new dawn for manhood’s pride
And we’re gonna celebrate
(ESTRIBILLO)
Puer natus est nobis
Puer natus est nobis
Puer natus est nobis
Puer natus est nobis
Joey says the question is ‘To be or not to be’
A virgin’s still a virgin when she’s flirtin’ cantcha see
A witness to distortion, he’s heard muzzles of bees
Cause faithful is a vague term when it’s God who’s done the deed
So we’re gonna celebrate
A new dawn for manhood’s pride
And we’re gonna celebrate
That this kid’s born right on time
Mary’s grin hides the sin,
God Almighty’s Afrodite,
Cast a doubt, wipe it out!
(ESTRIBILLO x2)
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4. |
Cow Battle
06:18
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You look for battle, our drums march through the storm
The only winds are being heard through our horns
Treat us like cattle, well mad cows we’ve become
We’re waging war, the cow battle’s begun!
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.
Is it not crystal clear, then, comrades, that all the evils of this life of ours spring from the tyranny of human beings? Only get rid of Man, and the produce of our labour would be our own. Almost overnight we could become rich and free. What then must we do? Why, work night and day, body and soul, for the overthrow of the human race! That is my message to you, comrades: Rebellion! Rebellion!
You look for battle, our drums march through the storm
The only winds are being heard through our horns
Treat us like cattle, well mad cows we’ve become
We’re waging war, the cow battle’s begun!
You look for battle, our drums march through the storm
The only winds are being heard through our horns
Treat us like cattle, well mad cows we’ve become
We’re waging war, the cow battle’s begun!
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5. |
Covered In Blue
05:22
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Everybody’s talking ‘bout the blues
Everybody’s talking ‘bout the blues
Gotta tell you I was in love with blues once
You tell me brother, if she ain’t the devil as a woman
You tell me brother, if she ain’t the devil as a woman
She treated me right, she made me love her
She treated me right, she made me…
Ain’t no fool who could ever dump her, right
Now I see, life is covered in blue
Now I see, life is covered in blue
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6. |
Valhalla
02:01
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7. |
We No Bleed
04:00
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We no bleed no more
To our brothers we have got to say
We no bleed no more
We will stand up, we'll go our own way
No pleading, we're not condemned, we stay up tall
We no bleed no more,
So here us out, oh baron of decay
Power will be with us everyday
We no bleed no more
Until the skies do fall onto our heads
We no bleed no more
So let our spirits grow until we're dead
The wind is calling, we're free and we're strong
We no bleed no more,
This’ our story this is our song
The Sun will be with us everyday
We no bleed no more
To our brothers we have got to say
We no bleed no more
We will stand up, we'll go our own way
No pleading, we're not condemned, we stay up tall
We no bleed no more,
So here us out, oh baron of decay
The Sun will be with us everyday
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The Horny Reptile Orchestra Madrid, Spain
Raúl "The Chameleon" Castro: Clarinete
Diego Costa Gómez "Costadrilo": Teclado y
voz
Diego Fernández Garayzábal "Lagartyzábal": Batería
Luis Martínez de Aguirre Gutiérrez "Galuispago": Bajo y Contrabajo.
Álvaro Monsó Gil "Dragón de monsodo": Guitarra y voz
Ignacio Sánchez García "Iguanasio": Saxo tenor
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