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Garage Swing

by The Horny Reptile Orchestra

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1.
Mr. Horny 04:05
Hanging around in Swampy Town, Felt my eyes turn red, and I’ve built this frown I lost my fingers in this mindless round And your sight goes blind to the seeds grown in your mind Out of the quicksands You hear the Big Bang It hits your left hand And you touch your (eh!) to this filthy funk guitar (ESTRIBILLO) I’m getting really horny with the Orchestra These reptiles coming crawling really slowly to the back of my mind Really horny with the Orchestra, So jump and dance. Jump and dance? Jump and dance, now! Sweet foggy theatre Last chords together Dark lights are endless Don’t let terror paralyze your soul Every time our music’s played Non-dead wake up from their graves You can feel all heat from Hell Are you getting horny? Yeah, we’re on as well Sweet foggy theatre Last chords Dark nights Don’t let terror paralyze your soul Made my step on the air And my notes fell down To a blank page and the rhythm Just came out Mr. Horny (Mr. Horny!) was a crocodile, He felt so bored and old; the years passed by, Laying down in Swampy Town, by Riverside, Where they had no music just before we arrived Winds, strings, drums You hear the Big Band It hits your left hand And you touch your (Eh!) to this filthy funk guitar (ESTRIBILLO x2)
2.
I dreamt about that cloud in London Street As invading flies danced next to me, To the sound of the noise of the echoes of the voiced Reasoned, righteous, safe, solid speeches in my head Tell the trumpets, tell the trumpets, I ain’t gonna find my home tonight Cause I'm not together, less than ever I've lost the nerve I can observe, by always doing never (ESTRIBILLO) All the sharps and flats Tragicomic cats Are jazzing up this moon All the sharps and flats Tragicomic cats Are jazzing up this moon I wrote it back down, I swallowed it in, I puked it right out, I took it with gin I’m blue, I'm broke, I'm sick, I'm not, I forgot all the shit I thought I'm lying down and this ice is too thin Tell the trumpets, tell the trumpets, Got tired of waiting for you tonight, so I'll Say the ‘f’ word, say the ‘f’ word Flirting females finding forty five Fellini films (ESTRIBILLO) I've the right to implore, I've the right to recall I've the right to turn left, and think left is a fraud, I'm twistin', turnin', break-o'-dawnin', 50 cents of sugar-spoilin', Run me down, save a dollar today Tell the trumpets, tell the trumpets, I’m leavin’ town ‘til I’m lost and found, But I’m not waitin’ for me so, tell my story Thinkin’ loud, acting sound, never reaching glory (ESTRIBILLO) I dreamt about that cloud in London Street (x7) As invading flies danced next to me! (ESTRIBILLO)
3.
Seemingly impossible stories unveil (with) An awkward look, a glamorous stare, a legend sets sail A prima donna’s Opera Prima, a drama next door A-one two, a-one two, a-one two three four No fevers for Bievers or Marilyn Monroes No creatures, say preachers, and still a big show Angels flap their wings and there’s camels and kings The kiddo in the manger and the cuckold’s swing So we’re gonna celebrate A new dawn for manhood’s pride And we’re gonna celebrate (ESTRIBILLO) Puer natus est nobis Puer natus est nobis Puer natus est nobis Puer natus est nobis Joey says the question is ‘To be or not to be’ A virgin’s still a virgin when she’s flirtin’ cantcha see A witness to distortion, he’s heard muzzles of bees Cause faithful is a vague term when it’s God who’s done the deed So we’re gonna celebrate A new dawn for manhood’s pride And we’re gonna celebrate That this kid’s born right on time Mary’s grin hides the sin, God Almighty’s Afrodite, Cast a doubt, wipe it out! (ESTRIBILLO x2)
4.
Cow Battle 06:18
You look for battle, our drums march through the storm The only winds are being heard through our horns Treat us like cattle, well mad cows we’ve become We’re waging war, the cow battle’s begun! Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself. Is it not crystal clear, then, comrades, that all the evils of this life of ours spring from the tyranny of human beings? Only get rid of Man, and the produce of our labour would be our own. Almost overnight we could become rich and free. What then must we do? Why, work night and day, body and soul, for the overthrow of the human race! That is my message to you, comrades: Rebellion! Rebellion! You look for battle, our drums march through the storm The only winds are being heard through our horns Treat us like cattle, well mad cows we’ve become We’re waging war, the cow battle’s begun! You look for battle, our drums march through the storm The only winds are being heard through our horns Treat us like cattle, well mad cows we’ve become We’re waging war, the cow battle’s begun!
5.
Everybody’s talking ‘bout the blues Everybody’s talking ‘bout the blues Gotta tell you I was in love with blues once You tell me brother, if she ain’t the devil as a woman You tell me brother, if she ain’t the devil as a woman She treated me right, she made me love her She treated me right, she made me… Ain’t no fool who could ever dump her, right Now I see, life is covered in blue Now I see, life is covered in blue
6.
Valhalla 02:01
7.
We No Bleed 04:00
We no bleed no more To our brothers we have got to say We no bleed no more We will stand up, we'll go our own way No pleading, we're not condemned, we stay up tall We no bleed no more, So here us out, oh baron of decay Power will be with us everyday We no bleed no more Until the skies do fall onto our heads We no bleed no more So let our spirits grow until we're dead The wind is calling, we're free and we're strong We no bleed no more, This’ our story this is our song The Sun will be with us everyday We no bleed no more To our brothers we have got to say We no bleed no more We will stand up, we'll go our own way No pleading, we're not condemned, we stay up tall We no bleed no more, So here us out, oh baron of decay The Sun will be with us everyday

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Música comppuesta por The Horny Reptile Orchestra
Grabado y producido por Eduardo Molina
Masterizado por Pedro Viñuelas en Nexo Estudio.
thehornyreptileorchestra@gmail.com
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released June 12, 2015

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The Horny Reptile Orchestra Madrid, Spain

Raúl "The Chameleon" Castro: Clarinete

Diego Costa Gómez "Costadrilo": Teclado y voz

Diego Fernández Garayzábal "Lagartyzábal": Batería

Luis Martínez de Aguirre Gutiérrez "Galuispago": Bajo y Contrabajo.

Álvaro Monsó Gil "Dragón de monsodo": Guitarra y voz

Ignacio Sánchez García "Iguanasio": Saxo tenor
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